I bought a lot of Simpsons comics in my childhood, even though they rarely made me laugh. Recently, I keep eyeing a Treehouse of Horror collection I had as a kid, wondering if I should pull the trigger on that $15 purchase and see if this comic I didn'
"He turns the empty glass in his hand and considers biting off the rim." - Raymond Carver, "Are These Actual Miles?" 1. Personal story about the recipe and how I learned it from a family member and now make it for my family I've been
"It's a crime/horror story about gentrification." Isn't that enticing? Isn't that the first time you've ever heard anything described like that? People are always talking about how surprisingly smart some new genre story is for featuring gentrification as a
Three years ago, after the cartoonist Joe Matt died, I wrote about the depressing metanarrative running through his work. It was probably too soon but it was also something I'd been thinking about for a decade. That ran on my Substack, which I abandoned four months later, as
Occasionally in the 90s, I'd visit my dad's workplace in Foster City, CA. He was a general contractor and the company he worked for occupied around half of a building in a business park. Look at this beauty: In May 1994, in the run-up to
Fair content warning up top. I don't want to ruin anybody's day. Descriptions of violence and death to follow. Thinking about 9-1-1 as violence I can't stand for its weightlessness and for all the overwritten melodrama in its wake, I had to
Two sections here. First one's titled "Finding Art," second one's titled "I Just Got Banned From Another Gymboree." I. Finding Art How do you navigate the cultural surfeit? Genuinely, I'm asking. In theory, I'm mostly fine with being
I saw Primetime, the new movie about NBC’s To Catch A Predator, a couple nights ago. It was a “good time,” a stunning look through ”the drama” of making a TV show that truly brought “water for elephants.” These are all the names of Robert Pattinson movies. He plays
I haven’t revisited Alfonso Cuarón’s great Y tu mamá también in at least ten years, but we don't choose when the art in our mental archive comes for us. We take it in and hold on tight for when we'll need it. At the
It's a metaphor for AI.
Editing some typos in the Doors essay I wrote yesterday, I realized I had a perfect story to relate the way Oliver Stone uses Native Americans in that movie. I don't think I'm going to get a better time to share it, so here it is.
Burning out my subscribers' good will with 4,303 words on a movie that's pretty fun, I guess.